im tryna take a shower and this dumbass bitch apperently has something real important to tell me
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THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
JUST LOOK AT HIS LITTLE GROUND TAPPERS AWW
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Cactus: Mammillaria spinosissima
Book: Geïllustreerde cactus encyclopedie by Rudolf Subík and Libor Kunte
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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